[...Guh. You had to word it like that. Damned if you're naked in a tub that pissed him off. He's turning around now to glare her in eyes there, his face contorting into something almost like real anger. It's different than his glares even]

Do you think I don't know that?! Do you think I want to still be in love with some stupid, boring, idiotic, deadpan, flat, ponytail-loving, short, unattractive, untalented, apathetic girl who isn't even here?! Do you think I want chicks confessing to me all over the place right after that girl leaves?!

Do you think that I asked for this crap?!