Twenty-Seven Spools of Thread-[Action]

[so_shik]

[Thanks to the help of one Minato Arisato, the front of All Passions is now decorated with a bunch of garland and fake snowflakes and such. Sitting on the porch is a large tree (where Shiki got it from...don't ask) decorated with brightly-colored ornaments and standing on her ladder is Shiki herself.

Today's she's busy hanging up a new sign in the front window.

Now taking special orders for Christmas.

Dare you say anything?]

Comments

[hazelrink.livejournal.com]

Well it would be warm, wouldn't it?

[so_shik]

...not really!

[hazelrink.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't?

[She seems... genuinely surprised by this revelation]

[so_shik]

Why would you even think that?!

[hazelrink.livejournal.com]

Well I mean, people wear them in winter, don't they?!

[so_shik]

Maybe but not actually out in the cold!

[hazelrink.livejournal.com]

But doesn't Santa do that...?

[Technically, Santa'a in skin-tight. ...But that's because he's big]

[so_shik]

Santa's also fat to keep himself warm. ["I don't think having big boobs is going to help."]

[hazelrink.livejournal.com]

Fat people are extra warm?

[so_shik]

Yeah, you know, like polar bears.

[hazelrink.livejournal.com]

But penguins aren't that fat... are they?

[so_shik]

I think they have feathers that keep them warm. And some penguins are fat.

[hazelrink.livejournal.com]

[...Frowns :C But she doesn't want to get fat to get warm...]

But you're not fat...

[so_shik]

No, and that's why I'm wearing something that's not a Santa suit. [No really, their logic's killing me.]

[hazelrink.livejournal.com]

Oh, I get it now! Santa outfits are only warm if you're fat!

[so_shik]

Exactly.